I heat up the pan.
Add an aromatic oil and let it heat.
Onions and garilc is added to get the sences flowing,
The juices going.
Find my desired ingredient and put it in.
I lovingly watch you cook.
Watch you simmer.
Watch you spit.
Waiting to devour you.
Your ready but i drop you on the floor.
Your not worth getting ill over for the 5 second rule.
FUCK YOU!
A poem By Rosie Roberts